
Unfortunately the diminutive rodent who so narrowly escaped death only 24 hours ago was not so lucky this time.
As if to drive home a warning, Cat left the corpse near my apartment's front steps -- the one place where no one would be able to miss it. "Death comes on furry paws," the tiny, still body seemed to intone, "and no one escapes Death."
Greatest. Blog. EVAR. (Ok, tonight...whatever.)
ReplyDeleteEven if Cat is a lame name for a cat.
MORE DEATH, PLEASE!
xoxo