Friday, March 5, 2010
And So It Begins
This is Cat.
Cat is a cat.
Cat is also a sadistic killer.
This blog is Cat's Body Count. Cat's Body Count is a record of Cat's late night exploits into the realm of disemboweling, beheading, and otherwise assassinating the local animal population in some truly brutal ways.
Why am I keeping track of the dead animals Cat brings home? Because no fewer than three nights this week have I been awoken by Cat's plaintive mewls from my bathroom, urging me to come see the "presents" he's dragged home (and splattered all over the linoleum floor).
And now you all get to share in my joy. Merry Christmas.